Me, me and me

This is ME

Arena (known to self and others)	Blind Spot (known only to others) able, calm, clever, complex, dependable, friendly, helpful, idealistic, independent, intelligent, introverted, kind, knowledgeable, mature, modest, observant, organised, quiet, searching, sensible, shy, trustworthy, warm, wise
Façade (known only to self)	Unknown (known to nobody) accepting, adaptable, bold, brave, caring, cheerful, confident, dignified, energetic, extroverted, giving, happy, ingenious, logical, loving, nervous, patient, powerful, proud, reflective, relaxed, religious, responsive, self-assertive, self-conscious, sentimental, silly, spontaneous, sympathetic, tense, witty

Dominant Traits

57% of people think that kro is knowledgeable
71% of people think that kro is mature

All Percentages

able (28%) accepting (0%) adaptable (0%) bold (0%) brave (0%) calm (28%) caring (0%) cheerful (0%) clever (14%) complex (14%) confident (0%) dependable (14%) dignified (0%) energetic (0%) extroverted (0%) friendly (28%) giving (0%) happy (0%) helpful (28%) idealistic (14%) independent (14%) ingenious (0%) intelligent (14%) introverted (14%) kind (14%) knowledgeable (57%) logical (0%) loving (0%) mature (71%) modest (14%) nervous (0%) observant (14%) organised (14%) patient (0%) powerful (0%) proud (0%) quiet (14%) reflective (0%) relaxed (0%) religious (0%) responsive (0%) searching (14%) self-assertive (0%) self-conscious (0%) sensible (42%) sentimental (0%) shy (14%) silly (0%) spontaneous (0%) sympathetic (0%) tense (0%) trustworthy (42%) warm (14%) wise (14%) witty (0%)

Created by the Interactive Johari Window on 31.8.2006, using data from 7 respondents.
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Rental Dispute

A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500.00. So they spent the night together.

In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."


On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for $250.00 and enclosed a note:
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Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:

1. It had never been occupied.

2. There was plenty of heat.

3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply....
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Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to remove your furniture.

The Letter "T"

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her husband constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."

Blind man: good sense of smell

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."

A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

"Unbelievable!" In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened.

* * * * * **

A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

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The blind returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Theresa, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Theresa does it and hands her husband the fork.

As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey, I didn't know that Theresa work here?

What each fingers meant

How to choose a bride, Malaysian Chinaman style

A mother from Jelebu was very concerned that her middle-aged son Ah Lim has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over to her house. The son came home from work in Seremban, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist. He immediately commented that: "Aiyaa... mother, they always say.... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON....."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected. Reason being: "Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying "PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher Susan Tan. The son Ah Lim suddenly agreed !! The mother was surprised and asked: "Why this one? The earlier two were a lot more better looking!" Ah Lim replied: "Teachers aaa.... teachers vely good, vely good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times....SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!"

Now come the small naughty hero. Her youngest son Ah Chong (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted "Brother.... female mini bus conductor more> better laa.... they always say..."NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT... MASUK, MASUK.... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI... DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG.... BELAKANG LAGI,BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!..........."

The mother fainted....

The reason to....

If you happen to come across this blog, it's just because I wanted to put up things that have crossed my path...