COOL MEANINGS

MARRIAGE
It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree while the woman gains her masters.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE
The art of dividing the cake in such a way that everybody believes he's got the biggest piece.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

ATOM BOMB
An invention to end all inventions.

OPPORTUNIST
A person who starts taking bath when he accidentally falls into river.

FATHER
A banker provided by nature.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.