Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were veryfaithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiasticonthe Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would takeoff her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a ratherexpensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was luckyenough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbononit, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did theirbusiness they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that hisnormally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got tostop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with nopanties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with acard stuck to her ass that said.....From all of us at the FireStation.We'll never forget you.'"
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